reasons to call us
• because we totalled your car while you were in Safeway/Save-on/IKEA• to discuss your upcoming ad plan
• because we agreed to walk your plants/water your dog while you’re away on vacation
• for a good time
• so we can update your webpage
• to avoid any further legal action
• because in a drunken stupor you agreed to hire us
• because in a drunken stupor we agreed to photograph your wedding
• for a quote on design work
• to get back the $20 you lent us
• so we can get our $20 back